Elephants, Hats and Fishing Licences

“Ian, I’ve been on an elephant. I’m 99% sure I’ve rode on an elephant.  In fact, I think I’ve been on an elephant twice.” “So darling,” I replied, “If you’re 99% sure you were on an elephant once, are you 50% sure you’ve been on one twice?” “Well, I know I was on a camel.”…

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